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Dannielle

Dannielle is a Virgo who enjoys good creative non-fiction and whiskey. In 2006, she relocated to Denver’s Capitol Hill district where she lives in a colorful bachelorette pad, complete with drug and warrant raids, and her red KitchenAid coffee maker Bernice. She and writing partner Lynn hope to one day sell their manuscript and finally, and deservedly, make the billions of dollars they so rightfully demand. Current status: sassy! Her blog can be found at http://bdline.blogspot.com/.

Lynn

Twenty-seven years ago, the earth was blessed to receive one of the best humans ever to grace the face of the planet. Although she was born 54 days premature (the one and only time she was early for anything), Lynn is no weakling. She likes to spend her free time wailing on chumps and taking down “the man.” Lynn earned her Bachelor of Fine Arts Degree from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln and is currently working as an Administrative/ Publicity Associate in Omaha. When she’s not harassing Danni and Neil, Lynn spends her free time throwing rocks at the birds in her front yard.

Likes: Diet Coke, shoes, Fiddy, miniature donkeys, fireflies, art, some dinosaurs, and gummy sharks.

Dislikes: Tom Cruise, snakes, having to provide yourself with health insurance, math, posers and being screwed over.

Favorite Memory: Watching Danni choke on a potato wedge in 1995.

Neil

Often referred to as “the brains of the operation,” Neil is a triple-threat of bartender, audio engineer and webmaster for the Borderline podcast. His formative years were spent shuffling across the country living in every state in the Union. These experiences helped to cultivate a lifelong hatred of packing and moving. Eventually, he settled in at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln and hasn’t left Lincoln since. Currently he pays the bills as a public information officer for the State of Nebraska, but harbors a secret desire to become an agent for the CIA. Neil’s hobbies include voraciously reading The Economist, making pancakes on Saturday mornings and throwing verbal barbs at co-host and fellow Scorpion Lynn. Neil’s poison of choice is the Jack & Coke.