It’s the Danni and Neil Show! Lynn is tied up completing a public art project, so the rest of the cast picks up the slack this week. Typical… she always leaves us to do all the work.
• Intro: give it up for Borderline!
• Danni needs a new mic.
• A tip for broadcasters: Neil’s hair is off-limits during interviews.
• Danni’s wedding preparations: spinnin’, tannin’ and teeth whitenin’.
Break music is by Stuntmen “Switched At Birth”
• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Steven Seagal has a new energy drink; Hugh Grant throws baked beans at the paparazzi; Richard Gere facing jail time in India for PDA incident; Tobey Maguire breaks a fan’s heart and his camera.
Break music is by The Coggs “Healin Hands”
• Outro: Danni’s neighbors are riding the H Train, chasing the red dragon and (insert drug lingo here); thanks to everyone for donating to Neil’s Bowl-A-Thon!
Here it is, the Borderline Friday the 13th episode! The gremlins tried their best to destroy it, but they failed. Or Neil was too busy to edit it. Whatever.
• Intro: This American Borderline
• When an employee inadvertently leaves a package at Neil’s office, the terrorists win.
• Lynn sees the 13 deer of the Apocalypse.
• A surprising voicemail from Ferg
Break music is by Grantham Road “Shallow”
• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Ian Zering as Playgirl centerfold?; Keira Knightly has unsexy feet; Madonna and JT make music together; Britney finds a rebound man; Pink censored over anti-Bush song; Marilyn Manson’s new album is easy to describe; Liz Hurley snubs in-laws, faces prosecution over wedding; J Lo and Marc Anthony split?; Hey, Mel Gibson, I’m talkin’ to you!
Break music is by The National Pool “AO1″
• Outro: help us plan our Fifth of July Celebration.
Back from the watery grave, it’s Borderline! We’re going back to basics this week with all three hosts in the same place at the same time for a Borderline Bonanza.
• Intro: Borderline Insult Challenge 2007
• Bridal Bonanza: three showers in three days. Who will survive?
• Anyone want some taco meat? We’ve got plenty.
Break music is by The Subways “Rock And Roll Queen”
• What We’z Drinkin’ Now - Remainders
Red Stripe
Moletto Pinot Grigio
Spellbound 2003 Petite Sirah
Break music is by Rachael Cantu “Saturday”
• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Leo and Kate together again!; Momma Lohan gives one crazy interview; American Idol scripted?; Britney out of rehab, still bald; Hey, Mel Gibson: I’m talkin’ to you!
Break music is by Aerosol Halo “Saturday”
• Outro: dress shop of horrors; consider supporting Neil as he bowls for Big Brothers Big Sisters.
Welcome to Borderland! It’s a magical place filled with blizzards, crazy celebrities and online dating.
• Intro: Vocal warmups
• We survived the Blizzard of 2007! However, Momma J didn’t fare so well.
• Our ideas for keeping Momma J occupied during her night at the grocery store.
• Danni gets a visit from Big D.
Break music is by Christopher Dallman “Motel Room”
• What We’z Drinkin’ Now
The High Maintenance
Stoli Blueberi
Sprite
Mix to taste
Break music is by Coltrane Motion “End of Every Movie”
• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Britney’s strange nanny screening process; Madonna plays Mommie Dearest with her daughter; radio station pays Bobby Brown’s bail; Pete Doherty, please don’t feed the penguins weed!; John Travolta says Scientology could have saved Anna Nicole; Billy Bob Thornton releases a war protest album; Hey, Mel Gibson: I’m talkin’ to you!
Break music is by Rebecca Haviland “I Found You”
• Outro: Danni still seeks a match on eHarmony; genealogy uncovers the skeletons in you shower.
Happy President’s Day! Borderline celebrates this momentous holiday by scouring the internets for the weirdest news on the web. Enjoy!
• News of the Wired
? Dead man mummified in home
? Newborn baby skeletons found in bag
? AZ woman sucks her Valentine’s blood
Break music is by The Living End “Wake Up”
• What We’z Drinkin’ Now
El Presidente #2
1 shot Dark rum
1 shot red Sweet Vermouth
1 splash Grenadine
Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Add a cherry.
Break music is by Trucker Cleavage “Imaginary Friend”
• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Milli Vanilli movie - what’s up with that?; Pamela Anderson gives a bad interview; Michael Jackson tries another comeback with American Idol producer; make your own Clay Aiken scandal!; Britney hops the bullet train to Crazy Town; Hey, Mel Gibson: I’m talkin’ to you!
Break music is by Anonymous American “Don’t Be Late”
• Outro: Danni takes a chance on eHarmony; Neil is all a flitter over Twitter.
