Tonight’s feature: Borderline at the Portable Media Expo, filmed in exciting BorderVision! THRILL to the crazy sights and sounds of Santa Monica! CHILL with Borderline and some of today’s hottest podcasting stars! SPILL your popcorn while watching Borderline’s most embarrassing moments! DOWNLOAD it today!
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Music featured in this episode:
Podcast Troubadour “Beach Boise”
Monkeyshine “Lifes a Beach”
The Fire Apes “Tuesday’s Fine”
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Returning from a summer of fury, everyone’s favorite fasi-quamous podcast is back with more misspankings. To decipher that coded sentence, just listen to this episode of Borderline.
• Intro: We are fasi-quamous, and Lynn is not happy about it.
• It’s game time! Danni suits up as a Husker cliché.
• Danni makes her birthday wish list.
Break music is by Don’t Harass Betty “Your Love is Everything”
• Lynn Car Buying Experiment: 1 Lynn + 2 parents + stupid car salesmen = 1 crabby Lynn.
• Purple Wrangler - Up, Up and Away!
Break music is by valley lodge “Hanging On”
• Outro: Neil’s move debacle; Lynn’s jewelry-buying trip leads to some unexpected conversations.
Behold, the first Borderline Vidcast! Video didn’t kill the podcast star, but it did give us a good opportunity to document our Fifth of July trip to Denver. So sit back and enjoy the sights and sounds of the Mile High City in exciting BorderVision! *
* BorderVision may cause nausea, earache or a burning sensation in some viewers. Use BorderVision only as directed.
Featured music is by Craymo “Happy Birthday”
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Come on down to Borderline’s Memorial Day Sale! For one day only, get a podcast filled with talkin’, drinkin’ and gossipin’ for free! That’s a $0 dollar value, so download today!
• Intro: It’s Memorial Day weekend, and we’re slashing prices on rubs AND dubs. But not happy endings.
• Danni’s mini-break almost ends in fisticuffs
• Lynn’s Guide to Etiquette: never bring a six-pack to a baby shower.
Break music is by This Spy Surfs “Spy Beach”
• What We’z Drinkin’ Now
Malibu Milk Shake
Fill with Milk
4 oz Malibu rum
Add 3 tblsp Sugar
Add Ice to preference
Mixing instructions:
Put all ingredients in a blender, blend till smooth, should create a small frothy head. Pour into to any glass handy, and enjoy your milkshake!
Break music is by Loveless “She Could Be Something Good”
• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - La Lohan arrested for DUI after one-car accident; Britney Spears and Ryan Phillippe bathroom makeout session?; Paris Hilton turning into a nun; Paula Abdul mysteriously breaks her nose; Posh Spice desperate for press; TomKat baby number 2?
Break music is by Marc Beasley “And She Came”
• Outro: TV finales; we have a new vmail number.
It’s the Danni and Neil Show! Lynn is tied up completing a public art project, so the rest of the cast picks up the slack this week. Typical… she always leaves us to do all the work.
• Intro: give it up for Borderline!
• Danni needs a new mic.
• A tip for broadcasters: Neil’s hair is off-limits during interviews.
• Danni’s wedding preparations: spinnin’, tannin’ and teeth whitenin’.
Break music is by Stuntmen “Switched At Birth”
• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Steven Seagal has a new energy drink; Hugh Grant throws baked beans at the paparazzi; Richard Gere facing jail time in India for PDA incident; Tobey Maguire breaks a fan’s heart and his camera.
Break music is by The Coggs “Healin Hands”
• Outro: Danni’s neighbors are riding the H Train, chasing the red dragon and (insert drug lingo here); thanks to everyone for donating to Neil’s Bowl-A-Thon!
