Returning from a summer of fury, everyone’s favorite fasi-quamous podcast is back with more misspankings. To decipher that coded sentence, just listen to this episode of Borderline.
• Intro: We are fasi-quamous, and Lynn is not happy about it.
• It’s game time! Danni suits up as a Husker cliché.
• Danni makes her birthday wish list.
Break music is by Don’t Harass Betty “Your Love is Everything”
• Lynn Car Buying Experiment: 1 Lynn + 2 parents + stupid car salesmen = 1 crabby Lynn.
• Purple Wrangler - Up, Up and Away!
Break music is by valley lodge “Hanging On”
• Outro: Neil’s move debacle; Lynn’s jewelry-buying trip leads to some unexpected conversations.
Come on down to Borderline’s Memorial Day Sale! For one day only, get a podcast filled with talkin’, drinkin’ and gossipin’ for free! That’s a $0 dollar value, so download today!
• Intro: It’s Memorial Day weekend, and we’re slashing prices on rubs AND dubs. But not happy endings.
• Danni’s mini-break almost ends in fisticuffs
• Lynn’s Guide to Etiquette: never bring a six-pack to a baby shower.
Break music is by This Spy Surfs “Spy Beach”
• What We’z Drinkin’ Now
Malibu Milk Shake
Fill with Milk
4 oz Malibu rum
Add 3 tblsp Sugar
Add Ice to preference
Mixing instructions:
Put all ingredients in a blender, blend till smooth, should create a small frothy head. Pour into to any glass handy, and enjoy your milkshake!
Break music is by Loveless “She Could Be Something Good”
• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - La Lohan arrested for DUI after one-car accident; Britney Spears and Ryan Phillippe bathroom makeout session?; Paris Hilton turning into a nun; Paula Abdul mysteriously breaks her nose; Posh Spice desperate for press; TomKat baby number 2?
Break music is by Marc Beasley “And She Came”
• Outro: TV finales; we have a new vmail number.
It’s the Danni and Neil Show! Lynn is tied up completing a public art project, so the rest of the cast picks up the slack this week. Typical… she always leaves us to do all the work.
• Intro: give it up for Borderline!
• Danni needs a new mic.
• A tip for broadcasters: Neil’s hair is off-limits during interviews.
• Danni’s wedding preparations: spinnin’, tannin’ and teeth whitenin’.
Break music is by Stuntmen “Switched At Birth”
• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Steven Seagal has a new energy drink; Hugh Grant throws baked beans at the paparazzi; Richard Gere facing jail time in India for PDA incident; Tobey Maguire breaks a fan’s heart and his camera.
Break music is by The Coggs “Healin Hands”
• Outro: Danni’s neighbors are riding the H Train, chasing the red dragon and (insert drug lingo here); thanks to everyone for donating to Neil’s Bowl-A-Thon!
Here it is, the Borderline Friday the 13th episode! The gremlins tried their best to destroy it, but they failed. Or Neil was too busy to edit it. Whatever.
• Intro: This American Borderline
• When an employee inadvertently leaves a package at Neil’s office, the terrorists win.
• Lynn sees the 13 deer of the Apocalypse.
• A surprising voicemail from Ferg
Break music is by Grantham Road “Shallow”
• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Ian Zering as Playgirl centerfold?; Keira Knightly has unsexy feet; Madonna and JT make music together; Britney finds a rebound man; Pink censored over anti-Bush song; Marilyn Manson’s new album is easy to describe; Liz Hurley snubs in-laws, faces prosecution over wedding; J Lo and Marc Anthony split?; Hey, Mel Gibson, I’m talkin’ to you!
Break music is by The National Pool “AO1″
• Outro: help us plan our Fifth of July Celebration.
Back from the watery grave, it’s Borderline! We’re going back to basics this week with all three hosts in the same place at the same time for a Borderline Bonanza.
• Intro: Borderline Insult Challenge 2007
• Bridal Bonanza: three showers in three days. Who will survive?
• Anyone want some taco meat? We’ve got plenty.
Break music is by The Subways “Rock And Roll Queen”
• What We’z Drinkin’ Now - Remainders
Red Stripe
Moletto Pinot Grigio
Spellbound 2003 Petite Sirah
Break music is by Rachael Cantu “Saturday”
• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Leo and Kate together again!; Momma Lohan gives one crazy interview; American Idol scripted?; Britney out of rehab, still bald; Hey, Mel Gibson: I’m talkin’ to you!
Break music is by Aerosol Halo “Saturday”
• Outro: dress shop of horrors; consider supporting Neil as he bowls for Big Brothers Big Sisters.
