LIVE from Madam Hootch’s Sin Spot, it’s Borderline! Danni, Lynn and Neil take a break from texting to record some ramblings and announce the winners of our Fantastic and Terrifying photo contest.

• Intro: Txt message alert madness

• Danni’s doppelgänger is shakin’ it in her Santa Monica Asspants.

• We have some good news and some bad news for Texas Tom. But first the bad news…

• Borderline’s wedding reception style guide – sweatpants are a no-no.

Break music is by Rock Kills Kid “Raise Your Hands”

• Fantastic and Terrifying Photo Contest: congratulations to our winners Texas Tom and Anthony from Colorado! And thank you to everyone who submitted a photo. Your next challenge: Fun and Ugly.

Listen to Episode #83

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Borderline is back for their biannual BINGO blowout! Try saying that five times fast…

• Intro: Borderline Bingo

• Neil shows Lynn a good time at the Bingo hall.

• Danni’s squirrelly house guest keeps her walls Swiffer clean.

Break music is by Jessy Moss “Sinkin Drinkin Fits”

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now – Lord Pepper’s Draught from Tony

Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
Lord Calvert Canadian Whiskey

Break music is by Miss The Occupier “Girlfriend Go Crazy”

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip – Coming Attractions: The Love Guru, Iron Man, Step Brothers; Lynn’s Foo Fighters concert review.

Break music is by Axiom to Zeal “Situation”

• Congrats to Sir Digby for winning the Suspicious and Elated photo contest! This week: Fantastic and Terrifying.

• Political follies – Neil refuses to caucus; Lynn is lured to the caucus by donuts; Danni remains undecided.

Listen to Episode #82

(MP3) 21.1 MB

All-new for 2008, it’s Borderline! We’ve got a new web site, some New Year’s resolutions and another drink to review, so download and enjoy the Bdline goodness.

• Intro: The all-new Borderline.

• Our web site has moved, but sadly our listener comments did not.

• Lynn doesn’t remember her age and rounds up for good measure.

• Danni starts her journey to become the Biggest Boozer. Trust us, it’s not as bad as it sounds.

• Neil refuses to grow facial hair as a New Year’s resolution.

Break music is by yamomanem “diga diga do“

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now – Low Cal Margarita sent by Redboy & Absolute Amy

6 oz. Sierra Mist Free (or other diet lemon lime soda)
1.5 oz. tequila
1/2 tsp. Crystal Light lemonade drink mix
1 oz. lime juice

Mix everything together and serve over crushed ice! If you want you can rim the glass with lime juice and salt. 105 calories!

Danni’s low-cal snack – Don’t be a Turkey Omelette

1 serving (6 slices or so) smoked deli turkey
3-4 large egg whites
1 tsp horseradish
garlic seasoning
salt & pepper
red pepper flakes
splash milk

Combine and whip. Cover finished omelette in 2 tbsp light whipped cream cheese. It’s very filling, rich, high in protein and low-fat.

Break music is by FOLIO “Friday Girl“

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip – Hurricane Britney hits L.A., lands in the hospital with Dr. Phil; Jamie Spears is knocked up; Ali Sims is still desperate for attention; Lindsay Lohan falls off the wagon then jumps back on again; Penélope Cruz makes out with her sister for her brother’s video; Suri Cruise will not start acting before she can speak; Hilton patriarch gives fortune away to charity instead of his undeserving grandchildren.

• Movie review: Juno will give you a tear beard.

Break music is by The Queue “What’s Wrong With You“

• Outro: Scientists say monkeys ‘pay’ for sex by grooming; Reborns are really creepy; thanks for the holiday cards, Brad P. and Redboy & Absolute Amy!; try our camera game – we dare you.

Listen to Episode #81

(MP3) 20.4 MB

Returning from a summer of fury, everyone’s favorite fasi-quamous podcast is back with more misspankings. To decipher that coded sentence, just listen to this episode of Borderline.

• Intro: We are fasi-quamous, and Lynn is not happy about it.

• It’s game time! Danni suits up as a Husker cliché.

• Danni makes her birthday wish list.

Break music is by Don’t Harass Betty “Your Love is Everything”

• Lynn Car Buying Experiment: 1 Lynn + 2 parents + stupid car salesmen = 1 crabby Lynn.

• Purple Wrangler – Up, Up and Away!

Break music is by valley lodge “Hanging On”

• Outro: Neil’s move debacle; Lynn’s jewelry-buying trip leads to some unexpected conversations.

Listen to Episode #80

Come on down to Borderline’s Memorial Day Sale! For one day only, get a podcast filled with talkin’, drinkin’ and gossipin’ for free! That’s a $0 dollar value, so download today!

• Intro: It’s Memorial Day weekend, and we’re slashing prices on rubs AND dubs. But not happy endings.
• Danni’s mini-break almost ends in fisticuffs
• Lynn’s Guide to Etiquette: never bring a six-pack to a baby shower.

Break music is by This Spy Surfs “Spy Beach”

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now

Malibu Milk Shake

Fill with Milk
4 oz Malibu rum
Add 3 tblsp Sugar
Add Ice to preference

Mixing instructions:
Put all ingredients in a blender, blend till smooth, should create a small frothy head. Pour into to any glass handy, and enjoy your milkshake!

Break music is by Loveless “She Could Be Something Good”

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip – La Lohan arrested for DUI after one-car accident; Britney Spears and Ryan Phillippe bathroom makeout session?; Paris Hilton turning into a nun; Paula Abdul mysteriously breaks her nose; Posh Spice desperate for press; TomKat baby number 2?

Break music is by Marc Beasley “And She Came”

• Outro: TV finales; we have a new vmail number.

Listen to Episode #79