Moments after this picture was taken, Danni’s sleeves burst into flames.

• Intro: Danni is burning.

• Lynn checks out of the show to finish a jigsaw puzzle.

• It’s the “Danni’s New Career Guessing Game!”

Break music is by The Coloured Lights “Float Not Fly “

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now – Furry Ninja

Version 1.0

Gekkeikan Zipang Sparkling Sake

Vodka infused with green tea

Peach brandy

Version 1.1

Gekkeikan Zipang Sparkling Sake

Citrus Vodka

Raspberries

Break music is by Andy Pratt “business as usual”

• Lynn’s Hot Boob Sweat Celebrity Gossip:

David Carradine dies – may be suicide. Manager suspects foul play. Borderline suspects it was just play.
Hey Mel Gibson, I’m Yelling at You: You’re still married, and your Russian mistress is knocked up. That’s just not right.

Break music is by Aux and Big Mike “Beaker”

• Outro: Neil tests out EA Sports Active, finds out he is not that active.

Listen to Episode #88
(MP3) 20.9 MB

Break music is by Bonebag ”Oliver Sudden”

Links

• Pretty Good Things: prettygoodthings.com

• Shelly’s Podcast: shellyspodcast.com

Listen to Episode #87
(MP3) 19.2 MB

• Intro: Borderline calls us out for missing its anniversary.

• A brief look back at the history of Borderline, a.k.a. the history of Awesomeness.

Break music is by My Little Radio “Waste Another Night” 

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now – Gunpowder and Lead

Iced Coffee
Crème de Cacao
Canadian Whiskey
Kahlúa

Mix to taste

Ice coffee notes: Brew it strong (twice as strong as normal) and chill overnight for best taste.

Break music is by The Eisenhowers “Mr and Mrs Frankenstein” 

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip: Madonna won’t be winning any mother of the year awards; A-Rod’s cheatin’ heart; Celebrity Births – they’re so hot, right now; R. Kelly beats the child rape rap; Hey, Mel Gibson, I’m talkin’ to you!; Note to Miley Cyrus – put.. the camera… down!; Deep thoughts from 50 Cent.

Break music is by The Black Arts “Part2 War On Everything”  

• Outro: Here’s to four years of forced conversation.

Listen to Episode #85

(MP3) 18.8 MB

• Intro: Mix up some Borderline for your next party.

• Danni has a new addiction: mousse.

• Lynn prepares for battle with the Italian gypsies.

• Urban Wildlife Encounters: Neil tangles with a raven in the living room.

Break music is by Loveless “Beautiful”

• Lynn’s Hot Boob Sweat Celebrity Gossip: La Lohan will steal the shirt off your back; Dina Lohan = Mother of the Year? Sources say not likely; Kirsten Dunst falls off the wAAgon; Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson engaged; George Clooney sexually harassed by Roseanne; John Mayer canoodling with Jennifer Aniston – Borderline says, “Wha the?”

Break music is by Eagle Seagull “Photograph”

• Fun and Ugly Photo Contest: congratulations to our winner Kevin from Radio Filibuster! And thank you to everyone who submitted a photo.

• In our excited state after learning that MST3K The Movie is being re-released, we forgot to decide on the next photo contest theme. Got a theme to suggest? Drop us an email!

Listen to Episode #84

(MP3) 20.5 MB

• Intro: Txt message alert madness

• Danni’s doppelgänger is shakin’ it in her Santa Monica Asspants.

• We have some good news and some bad news for Texas Tom. But first the bad news…

• Borderline’s wedding reception style guide – sweatpants are a no-no.

Break music is by Rock Kills Kid “Raise Your Hands”

• Fantastic and Terrifying Photo Contest: congratulations to our winners Texas Tom and Anthony from Colorado! And thank you to everyone who submitted a photo. Your next challenge: Fun and Ugly.

Listen to Episode #83

(MP3) 16.3 MB

• Intro: Borderline Bingo

• Neil shows Lynn a good time at the Bingo hall.

• Danni’s squirrelly house guest keeps her walls Swiffer clean.

Break music is by Jessy Moss “Sinkin Drinkin Fits”

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now – Lord Pepper’s Draught from Tony

Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
Lord Calvert Canadian Whiskey

Break music is by Miss The Occupier “Girlfriend Go Crazy”

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip – Coming Attractions: The Love Guru, Iron Man, Step Brothers; Lynn’s Foo Fighters concert review.

Break music is by Axiom to Zeal “Situation”

• Congrats to Sir Digby for winning the Suspicious and Elated photo contest! This week: Fantastic and Terrifying.

• Political follies – Neil refuses to caucus; Lynn is lured to the caucus by donuts; Danni remains undecided.

Listen to Episode #82

(MP3) 21.1 MB

• Intro: The all-new Borderline.

• Our web site has moved, but sadly our listener comments did not.

• Lynn doesn’t remember her age and rounds up for good measure.

• Danni starts her journey to become the Biggest Boozer. Trust us, it’s not as bad as it sounds.

• Neil refuses to grow facial hair as a New Year’s resolution.

Break music is by yamomanem “diga diga do“

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now – Low Cal Margarita sent by Redboy & Absolute Amy

6 oz. Sierra Mist Free (or other diet lemon lime soda)
1.5 oz. tequila
1/2 tsp. Crystal Light lemonade drink mix
1 oz. lime juice

Mix everything together and serve over crushed ice! If you want you can rim the glass with lime juice and salt. 105 calories!

Danni’s low-cal snack – Don’t be a Turkey Omelette

1 serving (6 slices or so) smoked deli turkey
3-4 large egg whites
1 tsp horseradish
garlic seasoning
salt & pepper
red pepper flakes
splash milk

Combine and whip. Cover finished omelette in 2 tbsp light whipped cream cheese. It’s very filling, rich, high in protein and low-fat.

Break music is by FOLIO “Friday Girl“

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip – Hurricane Britney hits L.A., lands in the hospital with Dr. Phil; Jamie Spears is knocked up; Ali Sims is still desperate for attention; Lindsay Lohan falls off the wagon then jumps back on again; Penélope Cruz makes out with her sister for her brother’s video; Suri Cruise will not start acting before she can speak; Hilton patriarch gives fortune away to charity instead of his undeserving grandchildren.

• Movie review: Juno will give you a tear beard.

Break music is by The Queue “What’s Wrong With You“

• Outro: Scientists say monkeys ‘pay’ for sex by grooming; Reborns are really creepy; thanks for the holiday cards, Brad P. and Redboy & Absolute Amy!; try our camera game – we dare you.

Listen to Episode #81

(MP3) 20.4 MB

• Intro: We are fasi-quamous, and Lynn is not happy about it.

• It’s game time! Danni suits up as a Husker cliché.

• Danni makes her birthday wish list.

Break music is by Don’t Harass Betty “Your Love is Everything”

• Lynn Car Buying Experiment: 1 Lynn + 2 parents + stupid car salesmen = 1 crabby Lynn.

• Purple Wrangler – Up, Up and Away!

Break music is by valley lodge “Hanging On”

• Outro: Neil’s move debacle; Lynn’s jewelry-buying trip leads to some unexpected conversations.

Listen to Episode #80

• Intro: It’s Memorial Day weekend, and we’re slashing prices on rubs AND dubs. But not happy endings.
• Danni’s mini-break almost ends in fisticuffs
• Lynn’s Guide to Etiquette: never bring a six-pack to a baby shower.

Break music is by This Spy Surfs “Spy Beach”

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now

Malibu Milk Shake

Fill with Milk
4 oz Malibu rum
Add 3 tblsp Sugar
Add Ice to preference

Mixing instructions:
Put all ingredients in a blender, blend till smooth, should create a small frothy head. Pour into to any glass handy, and enjoy your milkshake!

Break music is by Loveless “She Could Be Something Good”

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip – La Lohan arrested for DUI after one-car accident; Britney Spears and Ryan Phillippe bathroom makeout session?; Paris Hilton turning into a nun; Paula Abdul mysteriously breaks her nose; Posh Spice desperate for press; TomKat baby number 2?

Break music is by Marc Beasley “And She Came”

• Outro: TV finales; we have a new vmail number.

Listen to Episode #79