Just when you thought we went to a biannual schedule, here’s a new Borderline to mess with your mind. It’s totally fun and ugly!

• Intro: Mix up some Borderline for your next party.

• Danni has a new addiction: mousse.

• Lynn prepares for battle with the Italian gypsies.

• Urban Wildlife Encounters: Neil tangles with a raven in the living room.

Break music is by Loveless “Beautiful”

• Lynn’s Hot Boob Sweat Celebrity Gossip: La Lohan will steal the shirt off your back; Dina Lohan = Mother of the Year? Sources say not likely; Kirsten Dunst falls off the wAAgon; Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson engaged; George Clooney sexually harassed by Roseanne; John Mayer canoodling with Jennifer Aniston - Borderline says, “Wha the?”

Break music is by Eagle Seagull “Photograph”

• Fun and Ugly Photo Contest: congratulations to our winner Kevin from Radio Filibuster! And thank you to everyone who submitted a photo.

• In our excited state after learning that MST3K The Movie is being re-released, we forgot to decide on the next photo contest theme. Got a theme to suggest? Drop us an email!

Listen to Episode #84

(MP3) 20.5 MB

LIVE from Madam Hootch’s Sin Spot, it’s Borderline! Danni, Lynn and Neil take a break from texting to record some ramblings and announce the winners of our Fantastic and Terrifying photo contest.

• Intro: Txt message alert madness

• Danni’s doppelgänger is shakin’ it in her Santa Monica Asspants.

• We have some good news and some bad news for Texas Tom. But first the bad news…

• Borderline’s wedding reception style guide - sweatpants are a no-no.

Break music is by Rock Kills Kid “Raise Your Hands”

• Fantastic and Terrifying Photo Contest: congratulations to our winners Texas Tom and Anthony from Colorado! And thank you to everyone who submitted a photo. Your next challenge: Fun and Ugly.

Listen to Episode #83

(MP3) 16.3 MB

Borderline is back for their biannual BINGO blowout! Try saying that five times fast…

• Intro: Borderline Bingo

• Neil shows Lynn a good time at the Bingo hall.

• Danni’s squirrelly house guest keeps her walls Swiffer clean.

Break music is by Jessy Moss “Sinkin Drinkin Fits”

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now - Lord Pepper’s Draught from Tony

Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
Lord Calvert Canadian Whiskey

Break music is by Miss The Occupier “Girlfriend Go Crazy”

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Coming Attractions: The Love Guru, Iron Man, Step Brothers; Lynn’s Foo Fighters concert review.

Break music is by Axiom to Zeal “Situation”

• Congrats to Sir Digby for winning the Suspicious and Elated photo contest! This week: Fantastic and Terrifying.

• Political follies - Neil refuses to caucus; Lynn is lured to the caucus by donuts; Danni remains undecided.

Listen to Episode #82

(MP3) 21.1 MB

All-new for 2008, it’s Borderline! We’ve got a new web site, some New Year’s resolutions and another drink to review, so download and enjoy the Bdline goodness.

• Intro: The all-new Borderline.

• Our web site has moved, but sadly our listener comments did not.

• Lynn doesn’t remember her age and rounds up for good measure.

• Danni starts her journey to become the Biggest Boozer. Trust us, it’s not as bad as it sounds.

• Neil refuses to grow facial hair as a New Year’s resolution.

Break music is by yamomanem “diga diga do“

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now - Low Cal Margarita sent by Redboy & Absolute Amy

6 oz. Sierra Mist Free (or other diet lemon lime soda)
1.5 oz. tequila
1/2 tsp. Crystal Light lemonade drink mix
1 oz. lime juice

Mix everything together and serve over crushed ice! If you want you can rim the glass with lime juice and salt. 105 calories!

Danni’s low-cal snack - Don’t be a Turkey Omelette

1 serving (6 slices or so) smoked deli turkey
3-4 large egg whites
1 tsp horseradish
garlic seasoning
salt & pepper
red pepper flakes
splash milk

Combine and whip. Cover finished omelette in 2 tbsp light whipped cream cheese. It’s very filling, rich, high in protein and low-fat.

Break music is by FOLIO “Friday Girl“

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Hurricane Britney hits L.A., lands in the hospital with Dr. Phil; Jamie Spears is knocked up; Ali Sims is still desperate for attention; Lindsay Lohan falls off the wagon then jumps back on again; Penélope Cruz makes out with her sister for her brother’s video; Suri Cruise will not start acting before she can speak; Hilton patriarch gives fortune away to charity instead of his undeserving grandchildren.

• Movie review: Juno will give you a tear beard.

Break music is by The Queue “What’s Wrong With You“

• Outro: Scientists say monkeys ‘pay’ for sex by grooming; Reborns are really creepy; thanks for the holiday cards, Brad P. and Redboy & Absolute Amy!; try our camera game - we dare you.

Listen to Episode #81

(MP3) 20.4 MB

Returning from a summer of fury, everyone’s favorite fasi-quamous podcast is back with more misspankings. To decipher that coded sentence, just listen to this episode of Borderline.

• Intro: We are fasi-quamous, and Lynn is not happy about it.

• It’s game time! Danni suits up as a Husker cliché.

• Danni makes her birthday wish list.

Break music is by Don’t Harass Betty “Your Love is Everything”

• Lynn Car Buying Experiment: 1 Lynn + 2 parents + stupid car salesmen = 1 crabby Lynn.

• Purple Wrangler - Up, Up and Away!

Break music is by valley lodge “Hanging On”

• Outro: Neil’s move debacle; Lynn’s jewelry-buying trip leads to some unexpected conversations.

Listen to Episode #80