Borderline #86 – 3/23/09
Where the f@!? has Borderline been? Find out in this ground beef breaking episode.
• Intro: Where the f@!? you been?
• Shoutouts to friends and well wishers: Anthony, DC Fiddy, Lars, Todd.
Break music is by Small Town Sleeper “Let Me Go ”
• Scooter’s Extra Sweaty Hot Boob Sweat Celebrity Gossip:
George Clooney and Brad Pitt get the presidential treatment.
Joaquin Phoenix is not fooling anyone.
Important Things with Demetri Martin
Coolio dive-bombs crowd, falls & is robbed.
Move over, Naomi Watts & Sean Penn! – Neil & Lynn to star in Valerie Plame movie.
Borderline to Zac Effron: Learn how to talk to the press, please!
Britney’s new S&M tour kicks off, brings tiny children to watch.
Paris Hilton buys $280k worth of diamonds for her dashboard.
Pete Wentz may be psycho killer material.
Hey, Chris Brown and Rihanna, I’m talkin’ to you!
Break music is by 46bliss “Joan of Arc – Violent Sex Vixenz Remix”
• Outro: The Adventures of Basement Man!; Danni gets thrown off balance in the Denver Art Museum.
Listen to Episode #86
(MP3) 19.2 MB
March 24th, 2009 at 7:49 am
A new show! It had been so long, I almost forgot what I was missing. Queueing up the theme from “Welcome Back Kotter”.
Where do I sign up for the chance to be an extra on “The Adventures of Basement Man!” ? It sounds like it has a potential in a Dr Horrible sort of way. I don’t know about the $20 theater route since I’m not living the Vida Loca these days.
Only 8% unemployment? Can’t we at least get to double digits? I’m doing my part people. Some more folks need to take one for the team and make USA number 1 in something.
Great show! It was a nice surprise start for my day.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Sweet baby jeebus! A new epi! I dunno I may have to wait and listen to it on my new iPhone I plan on acquiring in the next week…(ha! like I can wait to listen…)
March 24th, 2009 at 11:56 am
AWESOME!!! It’s good that I have my alternative news source back…
I hadn’t heard about the Coolio attacks. Nice to be up on that. So much for Compton Cred. I still think that you should identify more as Coolio… and the people who stole the shoes… more than Pete Wince (or however that’s spelled) I’ll leave you to figure out who’s Coolio and who the shoe stealers are…
It is wicked awesome to have y’all back whenever you’re able to get a show together. Keeping you in my feed, just so I can hear how you’re doing.
March 24th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Yea for comments! And fans that have long memories!
Tom – will you take scale for your work on Basement Man? If so, have your people call our people. Or just have them call Lynn. She’s my people, and vice versa.
DC Fiddy – I’m coming to your ‘hood soon. Exciting! Apparently there are these “cherry blossoms” that will be in bloom, whatever those are
Brad P – we’re your news source now? Who knew? We’ll, I’ve always said we have the journalistic integrity of the New York Times. Or was that the National Enquirer? I can never remember.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Yay! I heart our listeners!
March 25th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Hey guys! Thanks so much for the nice comments!
TT: we should totally start a BDLine: Make it 10% clubhouse. And we can keep a collection can outside with a sad face on it. And a sign that says: give us job or we cut you.
Fiddy: you get big shouts, you should listen. I am excited to see / hear from you on Neil’s trip.
Brad! You’re always on our lists – yeah, what you didn’t hear was me trying to first tell the Coolio story before the show when we were writing notes, and I laughed so hard I went beyond the wheezy laugh into, as my sis calls it, ultrasonic, when I quit making noise altogether. That is ridiculous – and really sad.
Yay for Borderline!
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March 28th, 2009 at 7:24 am
Yay! Willkommen back cast!
Here’s to more singing from Neil & a diamond incrusted dashboard of a job for Dannielle please. Lynn can just concentrate on being hot cop #1 of course.
I was shocked & appalled by the unsparing use of the F-word on this podcast. It made me blush & feel like stealing your shoes. Poor Coolio, hope he has more luck with his cook books.
Off the top of my head, I think Basement Man should be played by Meryl Streep.
Excellent picture for this episode btw!