Comments on: Borderline #83 – 3/29/08 http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/ Podcasting from Madam Hootch’s Sin Spot in Lincoln, NE Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:47:06 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 By: Sir Digby http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/comment-page-1/#comment-118 Sir Digby Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:46:23 +0000 http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/#comment-118 *sigh*...I R Bored. *sigh*…I R Bored.

]]> By: Sir Digby http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/comment-page-1/#comment-117 Sir Digby Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:46:08 +0000 http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/#comment-117 I r at ur Borderline, steelin all ur podscat. I r at ur Borderline, steelin all ur podscat.

]]> By: Kevin http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/comment-page-1/#comment-116 Kevin Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:52:08 +0000 http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/#comment-116 At the risk of showing my age: I remember a time when Jay Leno was actually funny. Nobody can compete with Johnny, though. NOBODY. At the risk of showing my age: I remember a time when Jay Leno was actually funny.

Nobody can compete with Johnny, though. NOBODY.

]]> By: Sir Digby http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/comment-page-1/#comment-115 Sir Digby Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:10:09 +0000 http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/#comment-115 I just got overwhelmingly confused. I typed in dbline.net I thought i'd had a stroke. I just got overwhelmingly confused. I typed in dbline.net

I thought i’d had a stroke.

]]> By: Sir D http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/comment-page-1/#comment-114 Sir D Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:31:43 +0000 http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/#comment-114 Jay Leno is a Jerk. He will never win The Photo Contest...unless the theme is "Bizarrely, Self Gratifying and Overwhelmingly Nauseating"...I don't know what it is, but This comment section brings out my bitterness...I'm normally a well adjusted, if somewhat boisterous, young man. Jay Leno is a Jerk.

He will never win The Photo Contest…unless the theme is “Bizarrely, Self Gratifying and Overwhelmingly Nauseating”…I don’t know what it is, but This comment section brings out my bitterness…I’m normally a well adjusted, if somewhat boisterous, young man.

]]> By: Neil http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/comment-page-1/#comment-113 Neil Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:43:51 +0000 http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/#comment-113 Wow - I totally feel like I dropped the ball here on responding to the comments. But how can you respond to the eloquence that is Digby's photo contest manifesto? Brilliant. Anthony - how do I describe <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_leno" rel="nofollow">Jay Leno</a>? Hmm... he took over the Tonight Show from Johnny Carson (famous Nebraskan!) and he has a big chin. Seriously, the Leno face is all chin. Allllllllll chin. Does that help? Wow – I totally feel like I dropped the ball here on responding to the comments. But how can you respond to the eloquence that is Digby’s photo contest manifesto? Brilliant.

Anthony – how do I describe Jay Leno? Hmm… he took over the Tonight Show from Johnny Carson (famous Nebraskan!) and he has a big chin. Seriously, the Leno face is all chin. Allllllllll chin. Does that help?

]]> By: Anthony http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/comment-page-1/#comment-112 Anthony Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:23:58 +0000 http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/#comment-112 Hahaha Helmet. The judging was of course outrageously flawed! No worries- I think as consolation prize, the runners-up should be presented with Neil's huuuuuuuge television or a pair of Santa Monica Asspants. I think Borderline are secretly grooming their listeners to become future gurners. For those of you who are inexcusably unaware- I should mention this fantastically "fun & ugly" website, sadly defective though due to technical problems: http://www.gurntube.com/ Enjoyed the show cutiepies! Thankyou for confirming that Mozart wrote Twinkle Twinkle little star btw! I'd heard that too. Bet it's caused some embarassment amongst some big conductors: "So what will you be conducting this evening maestro?" "Cough-Twinkle-Cough Twinkle LillstarCough" ps: who the f**k is J. Leno? Hahaha Helmet. The judging was of course outrageously flawed!
No worries- I think as consolation prize, the runners-up should be presented with Neil’s huuuuuuuge television or a pair of Santa Monica Asspants. I think Borderline are secretly grooming their listeners to become future gurners. For those of you who are inexcusably unaware- I should mention this fantastically “fun & ugly” website, sadly defective though due to technical problems:
http://www.gurntube.com/
Enjoyed the show cutiepies!
Thankyou for confirming that Mozart wrote Twinkle Twinkle little star btw! I’d heard that too. Bet it’s caused some embarassment amongst some big conductors: “So what will you be conducting this evening maestro?” “Cough-Twinkle-Cough Twinkle LillstarCough”
ps: who the f**k is J. Leno?

]]> By: Sir Digby http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/comment-page-1/#comment-110 Sir Digby Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:15:25 +0000 http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/#comment-110 ...ADDITIONAL... WORD! …ADDITIONAL…

WORD!

]]> By: Sir Digby http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/comment-page-1/#comment-109 Sir Digby Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:00:36 +0000 http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/#comment-109 I am a Borderline Photo Contest Purist. I will always use pictures of my face, as the inaugural competition asked for expressions. I will never submit a photo of someone else, and whenever possible I will never use props or photoshop tomfoolery. These words I say to you all to demonstrate my love of the game. My joy in taking part. My loyalty to the creed. "This is my face. There are many like it, but this one is MINE. My face is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it (my face) as I must master my life. My face without me is useless. Without my face, I am useless. I must bust my kick-ass expressions true. I must bust kick-ass expression more wicked-awesomley than my enemy who is trying to bust kick-ass expressions of his own. I must drop face moves on him him before he has chance to drop face moves on me. I will... My face and myself know that what counts in being looked at is not the heat we pack, the cut of our jibs, nor the mad money we make. We know it is the fly-ass facial skills that count. We will make them count... My face is human (contrary to popular belief), even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother (and I'll learn it good. REAL GOOD!). I will learn its weaknesses (no weaknesses - check), its strengths (the whole package - check), its parts (eyes - check, nose - check, ears - check, mouth - check...All in the appropriate arrangement - check), its accessories (facial hair - check), its sights (20/20 - check) and its barrel (uhm...misplaced). I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage (moisturise). I will keep my face clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God (Zoolander) I swear this creed. My face and myself are the defenders of my ego. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE (and a room full of 40's and fly hos). I am a Borderline Photo Contest Purist.
I will always use pictures of my face, as the inaugural competition asked for expressions. I will never submit a photo of someone else, and whenever possible I will never use props or photoshop tomfoolery.
These words I say to you all to demonstrate my love of the game. My joy in taking part. My loyalty to the creed.

“This is my face.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My face is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it (my face) as I must master my life.

My face without me is useless. Without my face, I am useless.

I must bust my kick-ass expressions true.

I must bust kick-ass expression more wicked-awesomley than my enemy who is trying to bust kick-ass expressions of his own.

I must drop face moves on him him before he has chance to drop face moves on me. I will…

My face and myself know that what counts in being looked at is not the heat we pack,

the cut of our jibs, nor the mad money we make.

We know it is the fly-ass facial skills that count. We will make them count…

My face is human (contrary to popular belief), even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother (and I’ll learn it good. REAL GOOD!).

I will learn its weaknesses (no weaknesses – check),
its strengths (the whole package – check),
its parts (eyes – check, nose – check, ears – check, mouth – check…All in the appropriate arrangement – check),
its accessories (facial hair – check),
its sights (20/20 – check)
and its barrel (uhm…misplaced).

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage (moisturise).

I will keep my face clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will…

Before God (Zoolander) I swear this creed.

My face and myself are the defenders of my ego.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE (and a room full of 40’s and fly hos).

]]> By: Neil http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/comment-page-1/#comment-107 Neil Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:07:36 +0000 http://www.bdline.net/2008/03/30/borderline-83-32908/#comment-107 Someone just handed me the best subject for the Fun and Ugly photo contest. Will upload tonight when I get home. Watch for it! Someone just handed me the best subject for the Fun and Ugly photo contest. Will upload tonight when I get home. Watch for it!

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