Comments on: Borderline #81 – 1/5/08

By: Olivia Miller

Olivia Miller — Wed, 12 May 2010 12:18:30 +0000

I love photo cards, they are more special than those ordinary greeting cards that is just full of text.*,.

By: Antoeknee

Antoeknee — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:45:08 +0000

Obama Dama Ding Dong!!
Herro. Would like to wish you a slightly belated happy Chinese New year-Because you’re all chinese of course (The year of the rat this year & not Herpes unfortunately) Pamela Anderson is coming here to do a show soon so that’s nice & celebrity herpes related.
Speaking of Pamela Anderson-How’s the tache coming along Neil?
“Juneau” is still doing good at the box office over here. Not seen it yet. I really want one of those Teayurr Beyuurds though so I’ll have to check it out!
Excellent show as if you needed reminding dwarlings.
Ok here’s another one for the camera game:
“Tractor and Asbestos”
Happy Voting!

By: Kevin

Kevin — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:24:24 +0000

New vet visit. New weight. 22.8 pounds. That’s 2/10ths a pound increase in one week. I think I need to stop feeding my cat entire sticks of butter.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:42:56 +0000

I have a correction to make. The 25 pound cat had to pay a vet visit yesterday. For those keeping score at home, he officially is 22.6 pounds.

I plan to present this evidence to UPS and FedEx so deliveries can resume.

By: DanniKon 08

DanniKon 08 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:32:48 +0000

Giant Cat Wrastles Unsuspecting UPS Driver, Details at 11.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:28:34 +0000

No “thank you” card is necessary, Danni. I’m glad enough to know it arrived okay and wasn’t snarfed by a ramen recipe spice seeking neighbor.

Neil: I’m sorry to hear about the 25 pound cat. I think everyone should have one. They often like to slouch at the front door giving menacing looks and scaring the daylights out of UPS and FedEx drivers who are deathly afraid of being eaten.

By: DanniKon 08

DanniKon 08 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:20:45 +0000

No wonder! I wondered where our Fan was! Kevin, has your 25 lb cat ever wrastled an alligator? THAT would be something. i love my chocolate / candy / spice alligator fest that came in the mail. I’m sorry I’m such a douche and never got you a thank you card in the mail. KEVIN RULES, Danni drools.

Brad, I love my card. Thank you so much! v fun. )

Sir Digby, even better: a shorn scrotum WITH piercing.

By: Neil

Neil — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:12:45 +0000

Kevin – I would pay to see a 25 pound cast eat a small pot roast, since I no longer have a 25 lb cat

Hmm, it seems we Bdliners aren’t getting notified anymore when people post comments. That would explain a lot. I’ll see what I can do.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:52:23 +0000

My “card” was presented as a form of interpretive dance. For future reference: do not ask an officer to videotape something such as this, particularly as you pull up to the sobriety checkpoint.

Had I known Borderline would send me such a lovely holiday card, I would have sent a similar photo card. Photographic subjects are lacking, but perhaps I could send an image of my 25 pound cat eating a small pot roast.

By: Neil

Neil — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:06:30 +0000

Note to self – remove Brad P. from the Borderline shit list