Borderline #81 - 1/5/08
All-new for 2008, it’s Borderline! We’ve got a new web site, some New Year’s resolutions and another drink to review, so download and enjoy the Bdline goodness.
• Intro: The all-new Borderline.
• Our web site has moved, but sadly our listener comments did not.
• Lynn doesn’t remember her age and rounds up for good measure.
• Danni starts her journey to become the Biggest Boozer. Trust us, it’s not as bad as it sounds.
• Neil refuses to grow facial hair as a New Year’s resolution.
Break music is by yamomanem “diga diga do“
• What We’z Drinkin’ Now - Low Cal Margarita sent by Redboy & Absolute Amy
6 oz. Sierra Mist Free (or other diet lemon lime soda)
1.5 oz. tequila
1/2 tsp. Crystal Light lemonade drink mix
1 oz. lime juiceMix everything together and serve over crushed ice! If you want you can rim the glass with lime juice and salt. 105 calories!
Danni’s low-cal snack - Don’t be a Turkey Omelette
1 serving (6 slices or so) smoked deli turkey
3-4 large egg whites
1 tsp horseradish
garlic seasoning
salt & pepper
red pepper flakes
splash milkCombine and whip. Cover finished omelette in 2 tbsp light whipped cream cheese. It’s very filling, rich, high in protein and low-fat.
Break music is by FOLIO “Friday Girl“
• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Hurricane Britney hits L.A., lands in the hospital with Dr. Phil; Jamie Spears is knocked up; Ali Sims is still desperate for attention; Lindsay Lohan falls off the wagon then jumps back on again; Penélope Cruz makes out with her sister for her brother’s video; Suri Cruise will not start acting before she can speak; Hilton patriarch gives fortune away to charity instead of his undeserving grandchildren.
• Movie review: Juno will give you a tear beard.
Break music is by The Queue “What’s Wrong With You“
• Outro: Scientists say monkeys ‘pay’ for sex by grooming; Reborns are really creepy; thanks for the holiday cards, Brad P. and Redboy & Absolute Amy!; try our camera game - we dare you.
Listen to Episode #81
(MP3) 20.4 MB
January 6th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
HAPPY NEW YEAR, devoted BDliners.
Danni is trying to get arms like Popeye and Lynn is a pregnant dream weaver. It’s only 6 days into 2008(!)
“There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.”
Peace out y’all!
January 6th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
…btw…
FIRST!!!1!
January 9th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Ok… just so everybody realizes that I’m NOT a shite, I did send Lynn a card. Hers came back, though, because I didn’t put enough postage on it!!!
It’s in the mail, Lynn.
Happy to hear ya’ll back again.
January 9th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Note to self - remove Brad P. from the Borderline shit list
January 9th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
My “card” was presented as a form of interpretive dance. For future reference: do not ask an officer to videotape something such as this, particularly as you pull up to the sobriety checkpoint.
Had I known Borderline would send me such a lovely holiday card, I would have sent a similar photo card. Photographic subjects are lacking, but perhaps I could send an image of my 25 pound cat eating a small pot roast.
January 11th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Kevin - I would pay to see a 25 pound cast eat a small pot roast, since I no longer have a 25 lb cat
Hmm, it seems we Bdliners aren’t getting notified anymore when people post comments. That would explain a lot. I’ll see what I can do.
January 11th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
No wonder! I wondered where our Fan was! Kevin, has your 25 lb cat ever wrastled an alligator? THAT would be something. i love my chocolate / candy / spice alligator fest that came in the mail. I’m sorry I’m such a douche and never got you a thank you card in the mail. KEVIN RULES, Danni drools.
Brad, I love my card. Thank you so much! v fun. :o)
Sir Digby, even better: a shorn scrotum WITH piercing.
January 11th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
No “thank you” card is necessary, Danni. I’m glad enough to know it arrived okay and wasn’t snarfed by a ramen recipe spice seeking neighbor.
Neil: I’m sorry to hear about the 25 pound cat. I think everyone should have one. They often like to slouch at the front door giving menacing looks and scaring the daylights out of UPS and FedEx drivers who are deathly afraid of being eaten.
January 11th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Giant Cat Wrastles Unsuspecting UPS Driver, Details at 11.
January 15th, 2008 at 11:42 am
I have a correction to make. The 25 pound cat had to pay a vet visit yesterday. For those keeping score at home, he officially is 22.6 pounds.
I plan to present this evidence to UPS and FedEx so deliveries can resume.
January 21st, 2008 at 10:24 am
New vet visit. New weight. 22.8 pounds. That’s 2/10ths a pound increase in one week. I think I need to stop feeding my cat entire sticks of butter.
February 12th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Obama Dama Ding Dong!!
Herro. Would like to wish you a slightly belated happy Chinese New year-Because you’re all chinese of course (The year of the rat this year & not Herpes unfortunately) Pamela Anderson is coming here to do a show soon so that’s nice & celebrity herpes related.
Speaking of Pamela Anderson-How’s the tache coming along Neil?
“Juneau” is still doing good at the box office over here. Not seen it yet. I really want one of those Teayurr Beyuurds though so I’ll have to check it out!
Excellent show as if you needed reminding dwarlings.
Ok here’s another one for the camera game:
“Tractor and Asbestos”
Happy Voting!