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• Intro: It’s Memorial Day weekend, and we’re slashing prices on rubs AND dubs. But not happy endings.
• Danni’s mini-break almost ends in fisticuffs
• Lynn’s Guide to Etiquette: never bring a six-pack to a baby shower.

Break music is by This Spy Surfs “Spy Beach”

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now

Malibu Milk Shake

Fill with Milk
4 oz Malibu rum
Add 3 tblsp Sugar
Add Ice to preference

Mixing instructions:
Put all ingredients in a blender, blend till smooth, should create a small frothy head. Pour into to any glass handy, and enjoy your milkshake!

Break music is by Loveless “She Could Be Something Good”

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip – La Lohan arrested for DUI after one-car accident; Britney Spears and Ryan Phillippe bathroom makeout session?; Paris Hilton turning into a nun; Paula Abdul mysteriously breaks her nose; Posh Spice desperate for press; TomKat baby number 2?

Break music is by Marc Beasley “And She Came”

• Outro: TV finales; we have a new vmail number.

Listen to Episode #79