Here it is, the Borderline Friday the 13th episode! The gremlins tried their best to destroy it, but they failed. Or Neil was too busy to edit it. Whatever.

• Intro: This American Borderline
• When an employee inadvertently leaves a package at Neil’s office, the terrorists win.
• Lynn sees the 13 deer of the Apocalypse.
• A surprising voicemail from Ferg

Break music is by Grantham Road “Shallow”

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Ian Zering as Playgirl centerfold?; Keira Knightly has unsexy feet; Madonna and JT make music together; Britney finds a rebound man; Pink censored over anti-Bush song; Marilyn Manson’s new album is easy to describe; Liz Hurley snubs in-laws, faces prosecution over wedding; J Lo and Marc Anthony split?; Hey, Mel Gibson, I’m talkin’ to you!

Break music is by The National Pool “AO1″

• Outro: help us plan our Fifth of July Celebration.

Listen to Episode #77