Happy President’s Day! Borderline celebrates this momentous holiday by scouring the internets for the weirdest news on the web. Enjoy!

• News of the Wired
? Dead man mummified in home
? Newborn baby skeletons found in bag
? AZ woman sucks her Valentine’s blood

Break music is by The Living End “Wake Up”

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now

El Presidente #2

1 shot Dark rum
1 shot red Sweet Vermouth
1 splash Grenadine

Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Add a cherry.

Break music is by Trucker Cleavage “Imaginary Friend”

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Milli Vanilli movie - what’s up with that?; Pamela Anderson gives a bad interview; Michael Jackson tries another comeback with American Idol producer; make your own Clay Aiken scandal!; Britney hops the bullet train to Crazy Town; Hey, Mel Gibson: I’m talkin’ to you!

Break music is by Anonymous American “Don’t Be Late”

• Outro: Danni takes a chance on eHarmony; Neil is all a flitter over Twitter.

Listen to Episode #74