Borderline is back like a raging case of Avian Flu. Are you ready for it? This week we’re talking about Fall, our favorite season. Lynn & Neil share some audio from the 2006 Nebraska State Fair and Danni plots revenge on her movers.

• Intro: Are you ready for some Borderline!?!
• Borderline Field Trip: Nebraska State (Un)Fair

Music is by The Famous “Midway”

• Danni is movin’ on up to the east side; no deluxe apartment, though.

Break music is by The Ava Raiders “The Walk”

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now – Depressed Goalie
Ice
3½ oz Bourbon (Jim Beam)
2 oz Pepsi Cola
2 oz Mountain Dew

Fill the jar with ice. Pour over the 3 1/2 oz of whiskey (Jim Beam). Then add the Pepsi and Mountain Dew. Mix if desired.

Break music is by Jenana “The Need To Wear”

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip – La Lohan considers an English home; Janet Jackson bares all, says Michael teased her about her body; MJ tries to buy an Irish castle and start a Leprechaun-themed park; Papa Joe Simpson exploits daughters like a true paparazzo; “Sasha” keeps Beyoncé sane.

Break music is by Panic! At The Disco “Time To Dance”

• Outro: Our TV picks for the fall season – The Office; Project Runway; Dancing with the Stars; Grey’s Anatomy

Listen to Episode #64