Get ready for the best Borderline ever! This episode, unfortunately, is not it. Unscripted show + lack of topics = Borderline phoning it in this week. Enjoy!

• Intro: The most boring people on the planet.
• Lynn brings out her 50 cents of gossip.
• Gossip quiz: Which celebrity does push-ups in a Chanel suit? Which star tried to hide his shoeless feet from a whole foods store rent-a-cop?

Break music is by The Things “Demon Stomp”

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now – Huberknocker
1 shot Jagermeister
1 shot raspberry vodka

Serve over ice.

Break music is by Beth Thornley “Mr. Lovely”

• Outro: Lynn’s childless Mother’s Day; Neil invades Second Life as Gunther Manboob ; Danni needs an upgrade.

Listen to Episode #56