Renowned as a party-in-a-podcast, Borderline features Danni, Lynn and Neil as they talk about pop culture, politics, the media, and tales from everyday life while drinking and reviewing tasty cocktails. Listen as these tri-city hosts bring you a laugh, good tunes and probably a light buzz.

Can you feel the burn? This episode of Borderline is full of burninating, from sunburns to verbal burns.

Moments after this picture was taken, Danni’s sleeves burst into flames.

• Intro: Danni is burning.

• Lynn checks out of the show to finish a jigsaw puzzle.

• It’s the “Danni’s New Career Guessing Game!”

Break music is by The Coloured Lights “Float Not Fly “

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now – Furry Ninja

Version 1.0

Gekkeikan Zipang Sparkling Sake

Vodka infused with green tea

Peach brandy

Version 1.1

Gekkeikan Zipang Sparkling Sake

Citrus Vodka

Raspberries

Break music is by Andy Pratt “business as usual”

• Lynn’s Hot Boob Sweat Celebrity Gossip:

David Carradine dies – may be suicide. Manager suspects foul play. Borderline suspects it was just play.
Hey Mel Gibson, I’m Yelling at You: You’re still married, and your Russian mistress is knocked up. That’s just not right.

Break music is by Aux and Big Mike “Beaker”

• Outro: Neil tests out EA Sports Active, finds out he is not that active.

Listen to Episode #88
(MP3) 20.9 MB

We’ve thrown out our show notes for an impromptu gabfest filled with skull candy, fashionable hats and Nosferatu.

Break music is by Bonebag ”Oliver Sudden”

Links

• Pretty Good Things: prettygoodthings.com

• Shelly’s Podcast: shellyspodcast.com

Listen to Episode #87
(MP3) 19.2 MB

Where the f@!? has Borderline been? Find out in this ground beef breaking episode.

Ding-Dong! Borderline is calling, and she’s ticked because we missed her anniversary. We’re hoping this show will smooth over the recent unpleasantness, because the best part of breakin’ up is makin’ up.

• Intro: Borderline calls us out for missing its anniversary.

• A brief look back at the history of Borderline, a.k.a. the history of Awesomeness.

Break music is by My Little Radio “Waste Another Night” 

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now – Gunpowder and Lead

Iced Coffee
Crème de Cacao
Canadian Whiskey
Kahlúa

Mix to taste

Ice coffee notes: Brew it strong (twice as strong as normal) and chill overnight for best taste.

Break music is by The Eisenhowers “Mr and Mrs Frankenstein” 

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip: Madonna won’t be winning any mother of the year awards; A-Rod’s cheatin’ heart; Celebrity Births – they’re so hot, right now; R. Kelly beats the child rape rap; Hey, Mel Gibson, I’m talkin’ to you!; Note to Miley Cyrus – put.. the camera… down!; Deep thoughts from 50 Cent.

Break music is by The Black Arts “Part2 War On Everything”  

• Outro: Here’s to four years of forced conversation.

Listen to Episode #85

(MP3) 18.8 MB

Just when you thought we went to a biannual schedule, here’s a new Borderline to mess with your mind. It’s totally fun and ugly!

• Intro: Mix up some Borderline for your next party.

• Danni has a new addiction: mousse.

• Lynn prepares for battle with the Italian gypsies.

• Urban Wildlife Encounters: Neil tangles with a raven in the living room.

Break music is by Loveless “Beautiful”

• Lynn’s Hot Boob Sweat Celebrity Gossip: La Lohan will steal the shirt off your back; Dina Lohan = Mother of the Year? Sources say not likely; Kirsten Dunst falls off the wAAgon; Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson engaged; George Clooney sexually harassed by Roseanne; John Mayer canoodling with Jennifer Aniston – Borderline says, “Wha the?”

Break music is by Eagle Seagull “Photograph”

• Fun and Ugly Photo Contest: congratulations to our winner Kevin from Radio Filibuster! And thank you to everyone who submitted a photo.

• In our excited state after learning that MST3K The Movie is being re-released, we forgot to decide on the next photo contest theme. Got a theme to suggest? Drop us an email!

Listen to Episode #84

(MP3) 20.5 MB