Renowned as a party-in-a-podcast, Borderline features Danni, Lynn and Neil as they talk about pop culture, politics, the media, and tales from everyday life while drinking and reviewing tasty cocktails. Listen as these tri-city hosts bring you a laugh, good tunes and probably a light buzz.

LIVE from Madam Hootch’s Sin Spot, it’s Borderline! Danni, Lynn and Neil take a break from texting to record some ramblings and announce the winners of our Fantastic and Terrifying photo contest.

• Intro: Txt message alert madness

• Danni’s doppelgänger is shakin’ it in her Santa Monica Asspants.

• We have some good news and some bad news for Texas Tom. But first the bad news…

• Borderline’s wedding reception style guide - sweatpants are a no-no.

Break music is by Rock Kills Kid “Raise Your Hands”

• Fantastic and Terrifying Photo Contest: congratulations to our winners Texas Tom and Anthony from Colorado! And thank you to everyone who submitted a photo. Your next challenge: Fun and Ugly.

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Borderline is back for their biannual BINGO blowout! Try saying that five times fast…

• Intro: Borderline Bingo

• Neil shows Lynn a good time at the Bingo hall.

• Danni’s squirrelly house guest keeps her walls Swiffer clean.

Break music is by Jessy Moss “Sinkin Drinkin Fits”

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now - Lord Pepper’s Draught from Tony

Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
Lord Calvert Canadian Whiskey

Break music is by Miss The Occupier “Girlfriend Go Crazy”

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Coming Attractions: The Love Guru, Iron Man, Step Brothers; Lynn’s Foo Fighters concert review.

Break music is by Axiom to Zeal “Situation”

• Congrats to Sir Digby for winning the Suspicious and Elated photo contest! This week: Fantastic and Terrifying.

• Political follies - Neil refuses to caucus; Lynn is lured to the caucus by donuts; Danni remains undecided.

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(MP3) 21.1 MB

All-new for 2008, it’s Borderline! We’ve got a new web site, some New Year’s resolutions and another drink to review, so download and enjoy the Bdline goodness.

• Intro: The all-new Borderline.

• Our web site has moved, but sadly our listener comments did not.

• Lynn doesn’t remember her age and rounds up for good measure.

• Danni starts her journey to become the Biggest Boozer. Trust us, it’s not as bad as it sounds.

• Neil refuses to grow facial hair as a New Year’s resolution.

Break music is by yamomanem “diga diga do“

• What We’z Drinkin’ Now - Low Cal Margarita sent by Redboy & Absolute Amy

6 oz. Sierra Mist Free (or other diet lemon lime soda)
1.5 oz. tequila
1/2 tsp. Crystal Light lemonade drink mix
1 oz. lime juice

Mix everything together and serve over crushed ice! If you want you can rim the glass with lime juice and salt. 105 calories!

Danni’s low-cal snack - Don’t be a Turkey Omelette

1 serving (6 slices or so) smoked deli turkey
3-4 large egg whites
1 tsp horseradish
garlic seasoning
salt & pepper
red pepper flakes
splash milk

Combine and whip. Cover finished omelette in 2 tbsp light whipped cream cheese. It’s very filling, rich, high in protein and low-fat.

Break music is by FOLIO “Friday Girl“

• Lynn’s Celebrity Gossip - Hurricane Britney hits L.A., lands in the hospital with Dr. Phil; Jamie Spears is knocked up; Ali Sims is still desperate for attention; Lindsay Lohan falls off the wagon then jumps back on again; Penélope Cruz makes out with her sister for her brother’s video; Suri Cruise will not start acting before she can speak; Hilton patriarch gives fortune away to charity instead of his undeserving grandchildren.

• Movie review: Juno will give you a tear beard.

Break music is by The Queue “What’s Wrong With You“

• Outro: Scientists say monkeys ‘pay’ for sex by grooming; Reborns are really creepy; thanks for the holiday cards, Brad P. and Redboy & Absolute Amy!; try our camera game - we dare you.

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(MP3) 20.4 MB

It’s another exciting Borderline vidcast - filmed in cinematic BorderVision! In this episode, our fearless trio tackles the biggest challenge of their short podcasting careers: hosting Turkey-loaf Tuesday*! And what is Turkey-loaf Tuesday? Watch and find out!

*Note: Turkey-loaf Tuesday was not held on Tuesday and did not include a turkey-loaf.

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Music featured in this episode:

Nalts “Ax Chase Turkey”
The Gas House Gorillas “Cookin’ At Home”
miggs “Perfect”
White Rabbits “Tourist Trap”

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Tonight’s feature: Borderline at the Portable Media Expo, filmed in exciting BorderVision! THRILL to the crazy sights and sounds of Santa Monica! CHILL with Borderline and some of today’s hottest podcasting stars! SPILL your popcorn while watching Borderline’s most embarrassing moments! DOWNLOAD it today!

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Music featured in this episode:

Podcast Troubadour “Beach Boise”

Monkeyshine “Lifes a Beach”

The Fire Apes “Tuesday’s Fine”

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